Evan Kale’s Stellar Invention Show
Evan Kale’s Stellar Invention Show


Dear Mr. … Mrs. …
…Landlord? I’ve made a huge mistake when I signed this
place, so I was wondering if you would take
me off the lease, and in return I will take
back my last month deposit? Hey guys. Welcome to my room tour. I just moved in to a new place,
so that’s why I haven’t posted in a while. Here’s my work bench. It’s nice, granite…
…color. Nice built-in sink,
which is super convenient. This is where I put my pens
for when I wanna write stuff or when I wanna brush my teeth. I got this place for a super good deal,
1200 a month, all-inclusive. The light switches don’t seem to work. The lights seem to be always on,
but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to put up with. Ensuite bathroom, which is great. Heck, you might even call this
a bathroom, if it wasn’t for… … my huge bed! Every single morning I get up,
and already, my face is moisturized and ready to go. Ready to tackle the day. If you come over here,
I got my tool cabinet slash linen closet slash
regular clos… Aww no… My socks are wet… Coolest thing about this place,
is that literally all the plugs, all the plugs, are,
GFCI. Which is great,
you can’t find a place like that. It’s got only one plug. But fine. You know what? You can keep the key deposit. I have no clue where they are. But! Lucky you,
you also get to keep… this beautiful… Rest in peace gramama. Hello? I may have sold all my camera equipment for
rent for this week. At least I still have my 3D printer. I was thinking, I could just print out
another set of camera gear. It might take a few…
six months. But it’ll be an iterative process. Manageable debt. Mmm mmm mmm. Cancerific. Now that’s the smell
of an eligible disability claim. A proper camera mount needs a proper spring
latch. Fortunately I found myself a stash of spring
wire. In my parts bin,
of broken dreams. Two mississipi… Three mississipi… Okay, that turned out well. Oh it’s not that I don’t like the place. No, no, no. There’s just something about… I couldn’t quite put my hands on it
since I moved in… But then, it hit me. And then, it hit me again. 1200…? I had to prove to myself I wasn’t crazy. Iteration number two. Slight, complete change of plans. I’m going to need a mechanism that’s…
(inaudible) …some kind of a knob. Hola! Yeah, yeah. Glue that. Spring it. Spring my life back together! Ohh yeah yeah yeah. Aww… No no no, in this bathroom,
Evan screws you. Okay, here we go. I’m a voice inside your head. U.F.O.! Something about a knob. Yeah, that’s a knob. Not a knob, but a screwdriv… That is a knob. Best. Camera mount. Ever. What…? It would seem the gear has melted. I told you not to shoot the kazoo,
but you had to shoot the kazoo. Oh, we both know that this has nothing to
do with the kazoo. No no no, we can’t have any of that. Mi lady, toma mi mano y sígueme. Oh Evano, tómame, tómame ahora. Quiero más! Más fuerte! Iteration number three. Well. I am quite happy with this. I’m sure you’re not happy about how this turned
out. But I had no choice. You would’ve done the same thing,
if you were here. See Problem,
the evan is, how do you now go from this,
into a small, pocket-sized, machine…
catapult. Problems. One – doens’t shoot forward. Two – if you’re halfway wound,
then you can’t unlatch because of the pressure build up. Three – I assume you can’t go backwards because… Actually, I don’t know what would… You can’t. And now to solve all those problems,
and still have no idea what we’re doing with our lives. We got the worm drive, riding on a quarter
inch drill bit. We got the ball bearing. Worm drive, drive the worm gear. Axis of rotation – perpendicular. Self-locking system engaged. Recess worm gear. Engage free wheel. Gear ratio – 3 to 1. Through the bearing and drive the striker. You might be wondering,
how did I get here? Well, maybe this,
is the devasting effect of father absense. Or perhaps it was the incessant intake of
microplastics? Whatever it is,
you combine all of the above, and you sprinkle it with a brief history
of alien interspecies reproductive experimentation, and you might just find… Lubrifiant personnel. Closed captioning is brought to you by,
Rammy’s Gospel & Goatspiel. Serving you since 97
mysteriously incinerated. I remember she use to say to me. EVAN. When you see a toilet,
think. How did you get here? Because if you don’t remember,
then you better wake the f(duck) up. Otherwise, I’m putting your
(duck) in a diaper tomorrow. I was fourteen. Rest in peace gramama. sike. *Alert.*
[Hur?] [Memory looks fine…] [… vitals?] *Prefrontal cortex activity detected.*
[Not good…] [Hur?] [Let’s see…] *Warning: system at 70% capacity.* 1200 for an outhouse? What is this? Metro-vancouver? I’m Torontonian! 1150, tops. *Warning: reduce collision objects.*
[He’ll be empty soon] *Warning: system at 90% capacity.*
[Bullocks] *Warning: system at 96% capacity.* Gramah! *Emergency override activated.*
*Warning: system at 99% capacity.* *Fatal: address out of range.* [Fix it now…] Okay Evan,
just find the override, and we’ll get out of here. When do I ever wear my own merch? Where are you? Bang! Where is it? Nope. You’ve got to be kidding me. What is that, like, an Arduino kit or something? Like a… Oh! Uhh… Was that it? Do we have any more ads? Do we have any sponsor messages? No? No, we never get any sponsor messages anyway. Uhh… Throw the Etsy. Yeah, you know what? Throw the Etsy. Machine Catapult now available for purchase
on ETSY! Support the show! All I see is black. All black. So much black. [Err…] [Didn’t happen.] [Nobody saw a thing.][Uh… oh.]
[Oh… captain!] [Slight impasse.] [It’s 76, he…][Oh…] [You know,]
[I thought I glued that switch pretty well.][Oh… I thought you…]
[you wanted one?][Right.] [I’m just waiting for his vitals to…][Oh… I guess we…]
[could skip the dentritigram.][Right, cap.]Puka puka? Mr.Lobster-butt? Oh Evano, tómame, tómame ahora. This show could use some support on Patreon:
patreon.com/evankale Click top right for links. Official Evan Kale inventions on Etsy:
etsy.com/shop/evankale Say hello on twitstagram:
@evankale91 [Oh… cap?] [I don’t think]
[he’s breathing?][Oh… uh…] [Dahktul?][Oh… same difference.] [I mean…]
[after what you did to him anyway.][Why don’t we just leave him here?] [I thought we found a pilot?][Oh…] [slight miscalculation.] [slight miscalculation.]

100 thoughts on “Evan Kale’s Stellar Invention Show”

  1. PesskyPeker says:

    Evan we miss you where are you 😭😭

  2. TheM2m0 says:

    Rip Evan
    Rest in piece you will be missed

  3. Lucas Rijnders says:

    Bruh in 5 months ago that you posted when you coming back

  4. GameMasters0101 says:

    You could just create your own movie on your own and we'll definitely watch it. lol

  5. Sjorsie . Live says:

    You say sorry and its already 5 months ago and still no vid

  6. Alan 「VŦX」 says:

    I miss u 🙁

  7. zen firdaus says:

    Maestro

  8. shahrayar haider says:

    Best

  9. Vpmyta says:

    Evan, you are the best. Thanks for all the awesome content

  10. Hoodiefoodie says:

    Where did you go again ???

  11. GozAnsiR2003 says:

    Welcome back 'papa'

  12. Kaneki Vlogs says:

    Can you make a video it's been a long month

  13. boredalonsik says:

    3:19 Anthony Kiedis

  14. Sky Boy says:

    Finally I Found The Guy That Smashes His Head To Turn The Light On

  15. The Atlas says:

    Evan plant a tree

  16. Michael Niesner says:

    I had no idea what was going on for 90% of this video… and loved every second of it! xD

  17. Thamtastic says:

    Wait is anyone still here?

  18. Robert Forster says:

    i can offilce anoucts the loss of evan kale this youtube channel is dead rip evan kale youtube chaNALE 2008 OR 9 -2019 WE WILL MISS IT

  19. Patolas says:

    can you make an arduino usb throttle for my pc for flight sim………i want plz

  20. Joe X Med'O says:

    Do a Laser XY Oscilloscope!
    you'll just need a mount where you put any laser-beam and it vibrates according to 2 input signals on X axis (Left signal) and Y axis (Right signal)…
    Just imagine the possibilities! Light ravel faster than sound! so this way you could send a message over space so we can rescue you! :v

  21. xEaNIx says:

    You Died
    Evan Kale
    Score : 100069
    No respawning in life

  22. DidFog FogDid says:

    Come back 😿😭😢

  23. Josué Naim Zárate Cordero says:

    so basically a gun?

  24. LOL Mode says:

    La parte en español fue increíble XD, te echaba de menos, me alegro de que hayas vuelto. ^^

  25. Pine applee says:

    5 months old …. I need something plzzzzzz anything I just want entertainment.

  26. Whoeverhitme says:

    im so sad where have you been i used to watch u all of the time and, then when the two wood videos came the channel kind of died and i was sad
    my channel is ded also
    i havent posted

  27. edge gaming says:

    Evan please come back

  28. speaker channel says:

    is this the end of your you tube channel

  29. Happy Fone says:

    come back 🙁

  30. Happy Fone says:

    come back 🙁

  31. Happy Fone says:

    come back 🙁

  32. Happy Fone says:

    come back 🙁

  33. Happy Fone says:

    come back 🙁

  34. Happy Fone says:

    come back 🙁

  35. Happy Fone says:

    come back 🙁

  36. Happy Fone says:

    come back 🙁

  37. Happy Fone says:

    come back 🙁
    come back 🙁

  38. Happy Fone says:

    come back 🙁
    come back 🙁

    come back 🙁

    come back 🙁

    come back 🙁

    come back 🙁

    come back 🙁

  39. AdliRequiem says:

    wait until 24 november for new episode i guess…

  40. Aidxn_does_Everything_ says:

    Is evan dead? (Hes probably not tbh)

  41. NugettyMcNugetts says:

    Evaan!! Where are youu!!!!

  42. DevinTheGamer TheAwesomeGaming says:

    What happened to Evan?
    He died?
    Rest in piece you will be missed

  43. Blacklight8001 says:

    Dude come back

  44. CrossOficial says:

    Rip Evan

  45. Just a kid says:

    i think he is ded again

  46. Alone Name65 says:

    Bruh what happened to you like you used to make all these cool and pointless inventions and now you're barely uploading and making videos on wood working and aliens. Your videos used to inspire me and now I'm just sitting here like wtf happened.

  47. Alone Name65 says:

    Like can you just tell us what's going on and what this channels future is going to be instead if leaving us in the dark

  48. Shavono says:

    this is unironically one of the best videos I've ever seen

  49. Barret Radtke says:

    i still haven't assembled my alien beacon.

  50. Luciano Pueyo says:

    i got so much pain from seein your face hittin the bathroom thingy who pukes water( what is it called in english?)

  51. Sgt van der Walt says:

    0:57. I'm dead… 😅 😂 🤣

  52. C_r_i_l_p says:

    Make your own pc

  53. I is doggo says:

    Love this video. Plz make a follow up about escaping the apartment or something we love u

  54. Agustin Aravena says:

    Alguien escucho el hola de el minuto 3:51?

  55. Agustin Aravena says:

    4:36 toma mi mano y sígueme!!

  56. Miko says:

    Oh new version nurf gun home made

  57. Peachseeker says:

    is that lubricant?

  58. Anri says:

    nice bathroom

  59. Signal Production says:

    Energy and inspiration exhaustion detected! time to make regular visits to GYM 😉

  60. ThatPizza IsCheezy says:

    I ❤
    BTS

  61. TECHNICAL DANISH says:

    Can you please make a laptop keyboard as USB keyboard

  62. Jesse Jones says:

    what a trip

  63. anurakismet says:

    "Flocking ewe is my pleasure"

  64. XXI_Mute 24 says:

    Hes 700% high

  65. Wastelander1972 says:

    This video confused me in every way. Mentally, physically, emotionally, spiritually….

    And yes. Even sexually.

  66. Ham Fat says:

    ROFL what in the heck have i stumbled upon

  67. Guacamole Maa na says:

    I admire this guy a lot, what am I supposed to study to be able to do things as cool as you are?

  68. Guacamole Maa na says:

    Por cierto hablas español?

  69. Donut says:

    Work as a docter

  70. ᗩSᕼᒪᘿᖻ ᘻᗩᘉ says:

    Hey evan kale Dude can you make the eve the audrino chatter bot..There is a video Name Eve the chatter bot…..pls pls can you give me tha source codes

  71. jAm says:

    Im pretty sure when Evan created the alien portal, the aliens abducted him a few videos later and are now using him for alien reproduction expirements : /

  72. Bryson Thiel says:

    When he woke up really got haha🤣 0:56

  73. Fabian Alfaro Cordero says:

    evan, I think you gone crazy, a crazy inventor

  74. Flash6ordonRox says:

    8:52 grandma dies twice

  75. Rayan Albaraa says:

    Why did you erase every video

  76. Drifter Gaming says:

    Why are all his videos Privated?!

  77. Gil. Langlois says:

    This guy ( the narrator ) make me think of the non-Asian version of…you : ) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28XbT11lL24

  78. Ialokin Ollaf says:

    Where are you evan

  79. gmlescrepes says:

    Nooooo Evan

  80. Kashikoi says:

    How come you privated all your old videos?

  81. Tenma215 says:

    why did u delete your channels videos : (

  82. Greg Joblove says:

    I was in the middle of watching your MIDI sliders video, and it just went private along with all the other videos on your channel. What are you up to………

  83. Jacoboss08 says:

    Why are all of your other videos privated?

  84. ifey chan says:

    Evan, Why did you delete all your videos 🙁

  85. delektris says:

    Oh no, Mr. Kale! Where did your videos go? I came to rewatch your content cause recently Exurb2a (Exurb1a) went and told me to be more actively appreciative of the artists and content creators that inspire and fulfill me and you’re definitely up there with the best of them for me. Your videos are magical and your mind is a fertile orchard of awe and wonder. Life is several notches more wonderful because you exist.

  86. Karabutor says:

    Where your videos gone 🙁

  87. Rayan Albaraa says:

    Nooooooo how dare you these video's where like my fathers to me😢😭

  88. Nick h says:

    your videos D:

  89. Wrench says:

    Could someone catch me up on what’s happened

  90. Cen 3rd says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOO WHERE ARE YOUR VIDEOS !!!?!?!?! D':

  91. desTinY Official says:

    did you deleted all of your videos on your channel? 🙁

  92. Unsettling threats says:

    Wait so what happened?

  93. Miguel Esteban Flores Sierra says:

    Dude what happened? I watch your ps bluetooth controller a week ago and know there is nothing but this video in your channel.

  94. Jason Moonwalker says:

    Why you deleted all of the old video

  95. ANTidude says:

    what happened to you and your videos?

  96. Rush Drag says:

    Evan? Where are you?? I need you

  97. xlanzsx playz says:

    I need you… What is making you post every 6 billion years. Post more

  98. Balistoc Ult says:

    idk why you deleted all vid😔😔😔

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