Happy Wheels Highlights #89
Happy Wheels Highlights #89

“Pongo VS Missles”, huh? DODGE ‘EM UP! You think I’m afraid of your furrrkin missles BRUH!!! Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh. Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh! AAAAARAGHARRHAAAAAHHH!!! The dildo was too big! You ain’t gonna get past my defence! I’ve improved the strength of my butt-cheeks and you ain’t NEEEVER gonna— OOHOHOHOH MY GOD! What— OH GOD! Alright, this time is going to be the winner because i’m just going to lie flat. Present my buttocks… to the OOAAARGH!!! Hohoh, hohoh, HWAHOH! HWAHOHOH! Eehh Eehhha hahOh… Hohohohohoho WhoahohoHOHO! HohowhaHAha! You’re all a bunch o’ liars! OH GOD, DON’T KILL ME!!! AHHAHA Don’t do it! I don’t want to die! AAAAAARGH!!! AAAAAAARGH!!!! Lilil! Lilil! LILILILILOO! AAAAARGH!!! Oh, f***! Did I win? YES! Okay! Whoa! You troll! I saw that last one… Hi buddy! How are you doin’? O MAI GAWRSH! I have to hop over you. Well how-dee-do! I know it’s not exactly a “western thing” to be in a desert and talk all southern to a camel. But, oh boy! You have the lifeless, soulless eyes of a demon. Excuse me, while I just pump on your rumpy hump. BOINK! Free throw! Bpla Bplonis, if I can AAAAARRGH!1! GOD!!! No-ho-ho! Ahh, I’m still alive- Ahh, God Dammit! I wasn’t ready for that! Am I alive? No, those were just the spasms of the baby stabbing me. Hello! Ok… Alright, lets try this one more time with less stupid. And what is with my legs? Alright that’ll… that’ll stop ’em! Yep! That’ll all.. Oh.. Hey, let me just hold ya… I’ll take this from ya! Ahhh! God dammit, mah face! Wait, you demon children, aren’t gonna get the best of me! I know how to defeat you! Apparently I don’t- holy shit. I’ll just… oh my god! I didn’t mean it! AAAUGH! Oh nooooo! Noooooo! I had that! You think you can beat me? Ohh jeez… You can probably beat me through that… Uh, that ain’t good. THAT AIN’T GOOD! GIVE GIVE GIVE GIVE AAH GIVE GIVE GIVE GIVE AAAAUUUHHH! GOT IT! Oooh I got him! (Mark’s evil laugh) YYYYEAH! Oh. OH! Oh hello! Why am I grabbing the death ball??? Ooh, this probably isn’t good. IIIIII’M SORRRRYY! OH JEEZ I’M SORRY! OH GOD! Oh these people are just having a nice picnic out by the car park! Aaauuuhhh god AAHH HE’S TAKING A SHIT! Rope soccer 3.0- WAUGH! YEAAAAH! I’ve never played a game of soccer in my life! Can you tell?!? Hnnnnnnnn… The impossible. I WILL SEE ABOUT THAT! HUAAAAH PLEH! AAUUHHHAHAHA! I’ve been flombe’d. Alright, Don’t-AAAHH! OH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO OKAY. IS IT OVER? HAAH! Oh shit… that ain’t gonna do it. WOAH! OH GOD MY- WWOOOAHH! Hohohoho HANG MAN GAMEZ! TYPE THE BOX. Ooh really? UH, IS THERE AN S ? Damn it! R? SSSHHIIIIT! T? Or a F? U? O? I? WHAAT?!? A! Alright, P! L! E! YYYYYEEEAAHHH! Okay. 3D Challenge! The fastest wins a shoutout in my next level! Well, i’m already not fastest because I- WOOOOOAAWOOAWOAHWOAH WOOOOAW OKAY! (pretending to die) ROPE SWING 12 DESERT! EEUHH! AAAAAHHHHH GOD WHY- MY HEAD IS IN MY ANOOS! MY HEAD IS IN MY ANOOOOOOHOOHOOS!!!! Slide right through! Ooohoohoojeez! Not like that! SLOJIT! OOOOOOH! WITH BARELY MINIMAL DAMAGE! I’m da best! LLOOOOOooong spike fall! OK. Alright! Ok! Heheheaurhuhuhuhushet- UUUARGH! MUH BUUTT! LLOOOOOooong spike fall! Lil’ bit farther out. Do I need to pull back? forward? Am I on the money? Am I– OOOOOH YES! STILL DEAD! STILL DEATH! (santaplier voice) KIDDIES! OH I think we’re on the wrong level! *Unintelligible* AAAAH I’m not gonna let that stop me! Thank you, kiddies! that guy was reeeaaaly annoying! REAUghuuuuuuugh (death noise) (regular voice) Lots of stuff! OOOOOO KAAY? AAAAAAGH MY BUTT! Ok, well that turned out pretty well for me! I dunno what’s gonna happ- oh shit. EEUAH SHEH HAH EN EUGH SHYENYE HAAAAAH YENSLEH AAAAHH You go by, too! ok! And then one more for the rooooad Nope. Get away. Alright, spike fall! I can do this! Huhehahehuaehuaehuhho! AHAHO! WOAHAHO! WOHOHO! WO- OW. Mah butt. Don’t move! Wooeugh god. I don’t know if I should move. eah! I MOVED JUST A TINY BIT! IS THAT GONNA RUIN EVERYTHING? (weird noise) SURVIIIVE! AAAAHH! I’M JUST AN OLD MAAN! OOOHOOOHOOOOO! WUAAAGH! DON’T KILL ME! I’M JUST AN OLD MAN! AH! OH! I AM SELF SACRIFICING MAYBE? YEEEAAAHH ANOTHER IMPOSSIBLE L- there’s a hooole there! (wheezy laugh) AAUUU HAHA GOD DAMMIT! FUCK YOU! ALRIGHT FINE! TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME! IMMA GO IN DA HOLE! AAAAUUUGHH IT WENT IN MY HOLE! SHIT! Alright, apparently this one’s dicking with me! HAHAHA! OOOOAAAUUUGHHH! AM I ALIVE? AAAUUGH GOD NO! IN THE HOHOHOHOOOOLE! THIS IS A BIIIIIT- DYA Fuck you! HABIFFIGER aw fuck- EEEEEEUUUUGHHHHH! UHEUBVU HWAA! HOKAY Everything’s fine! HOOOOOOO Golly golly golly golly! AAAAUGHH! OOOH FUCK! Hedebe. Hedeb. OHHHHHOHOHOHO!!! OOOHHHH GOOHAHAD!!! NOOOO!! Heh. Wooo weeeeeoooohhh ok. Everything’s fine! HAAH! [While singing] EVERYTING’S GONNA BE FIIINEE IN MY LIIFFFEEE!! Ah, ok, everything’s still… kinda fine Hope-don’t [Monkey-like sounds of amazement] YEAHA!! Ok! Alright! Oh no. Oh no, not a torture chamber. Oh no! I don’t wanna click! Why do I gotta click it? Ok! Pretty par for the course when it comes to Happy Wheels! Click. Uhg. Not really torture more execution chamber. Well this ain’t gonna be good Oh god! Oh, I’m so sorry! Why the boomboxes? Whoa, that’s why the boom box! Oh god, no! Just JUMP, dude! No! Huh, alrighty then. OH! Pelvic
thrust OH YEAH! BUT SLAM COMBO! Holy shit, how are you doing this,
man?! And how do you have such a strong grundle? Wow. Welcome to Pogo fight three YOU READY OLD MAN?! Fu–uhh that was just a warm-up I just want to intimidate farm COMIN’ AT YOU EVENTUALLY! That’s right, that’s what I thought. All
right. You ready old lady? That’s right, I called you old! Gonna kill him with your machete and that was actually a pretty good move. OHH SHIT, MY TOWER NOW, BITCH! OHH FUCK YOU! YEAH I BREAK YOUR KNEES! AND YOUR TORSO. Oh no, I’ve broken everything of yours Hello hatchet head! How you doing? Do you like your hat with hedges hatch says… Hello!… King Towering Hat of Machette! Aww shit. The Horrors Park. Oh no, it’s so spoopy out here AHH!! OOHHOHOHOHOHEY! What’re you doin’ overthere? You think– whooOOAAHHHooo! Was not a ghosty goo? Oh god, indeed! YOU AIN’T GONNA GET ME! You ain’t gonna get me. Ain’t nobody gonna get me. Oh, what do I do here? Oh- SHHEEEYET! AHH! Well, took care of her! Glad that happened! OOWW MY buuUUUTT!!! Well, I’ve got this permanent addition to my family. And I’ll never ever get out of here
again. Eh. EH! AHH! Aw f***. OH IT’S JUST DRIVING IT FURTHER UP MY ANOOOS! [Outro] This has benn Happy Wheels Highlights! Thanks for watching! If
you want to see more happy wheels right right now, check the description or click the annotation for the full Happy Wheels playlist. And if you want to see more
Happy Wheels in the future, please click the “like button” to let me know. Thanks again everyone, and as always I will see YOU… in the next video! BUH-BYE!!

100 thoughts on “Happy Wheels Highlights #89”

  1. Froggy Froggy the content warrior says:

    Play more happy weals plz

  2. Kim Huffman says:

    You Gotta be smart and blue head out of your ass

  3. The Electric Charmander says:

    2:54, and that is how a baby table is made

  4. Jevil likes Chaos says:

    Mark 2016

  5. Avaset Weber says:

    3:51 "MY ANOOS! MY HEAD IS IN MY ANOOOHOOHOOOS!" Such inspiring and supportive quotes will surely be treasured forever in our hearts.

  6. Jafred The Gamer says:


  7. PabloPico JulianCado says:


  8. Kirb dabirb says:

    3:52 MY HEAD IS IN MY Anoos-markiplier

  9. TW videos says:

    Kinda miss the red hair. OOOOH! COLLOR YOUR HAIR IN A RAINBOW FASION!

  10. ThatOneDude says:

    H O N G O

  11. Jhal Albert Berioso says:

    -Markiplier 2016

  12. JOEM3RS says:

    Mark writing a letter:Dear uhhhhhhhhhh THAT DILDO WAS TO BIG

  13. A-Series 29174782 says:


  14. Aqua Neko! ;3 says:


  15. Yellowhawk 01 says:

    It just went from taunting to just screaming

  16. MegaĐööĐöö ._. says:

    -Markiplier 2016

  17. Namık Kundakcı says:


  18. Marios Bairaktarhs says:

    In 2020 flash will die. Meaning happy wheels will die.
    In 2020 i will be the apropriate age to play happy wheels and make my idea that no one has made whithout hiding it from my mom
    Now i need to make it as quickly as possible before it dies >:(

  19. Tom Witness says:


  20. Julian Lonowski says:

    “With barely minimal damage I’m da best!” leg is ripped off

  21. Fan Of Him says:


  22. Ayy Lmao says:

    0:06 epic bruh moment

  23. Legos OfficialFILMS says:

    0:22 head slice

  24. link199100 says:

    Whats the name of the song he puts at the end of this videos?

  25. MaximArrtist says:

    [email protected]&# YOU, BILLY!

  26. Roman Alba says:

    you may have improved your butt cheeks but did you improve on being deep throated 0.15

  27. AlphaWolf Warfare says:

    Is it me or does mark sound like Sid from the ice age movie? 0:43

  28. Defne Onaran says:

    911 what’s ur emergency?Me:SOMEBODY DIDN’T SUBSCRIBE TO MARK?!?!?!?!!

  29. Lichine Kott says:

    My head is in my anooooooooos!!!

  30. Shin Shyn says:

    Your butt can't protect you from missles

  31. Joshua Shaw says:

    Haha fudge spam combo😂😂😂

  32. 《СУРНЕГ》 says:

    2:29 mmm lovely asmr

  33. Maddox Day says:

    my favorite part in the video
    Mark: imma go in the hole…
    falls on a spike set

  34. RC Shenanigans says:

    Back when you could say funny things on YouTube……

  35. Sub Edge The Hedgehog says:

    8:00 I swear, I thought he said “King Towering Hat Of Meh shet!

  36. Devon Powell says:

    3:47 turned into a bow

  37. Bear Gang says:

    :42 Mark laughs like Woody Woodpecker.

  38. BrokenUniverse14 says:

    "imma go in the hole … IT WENT IN MY HOLE" mark 2016

  39. undercover visiter says:

    Mark: I have strengthen my buttcheeks
    Map: what about you head

  40. Xaio-Xen says:

    It’s amazing how many times a harpoon gets marks balls

  41. the real kamatme223 says:

    keep pressing zero

  42. cheezy waffle says:

    5:08 when 4 year olds see their moms putting vegetables on their plate

  43. army the mutant snake says:

    Mark = Woody woodpecker 0:43

  44. Konrad Braun says:

    LMAO 0:08

  45. Kristen Davidson says:

    Slide right through (gets cut in half) o jeez not like that

  46. MEDICBAG 234 says:

    The first one cracked me up 0:07

  47. Mats Lindgren says:

    Ever get hit so hard in the butt that you spontaneously turn French? xD

  48. Shacka 123 says:


  49. Louisville Jake Albrecht says:

    he said cuss words like 5 times and butt like 4 times

  50. Griffin Croghan says:

    7:13 butt slam combo

  51. Guardian 527 says:

    Is nobody gonna bring up the fact that mark use to laugh histericly during kill them all's but now he feels bad about it

  52. Rosemarie Horvath says:

    your my favorite youtuber mark

  53. FALSEHOOD Sanders says:

    Chica: Dad you okay?
    Chica: well how did you get your head in your ANOOOS?
    Me: *uncontrollable laughing *

  54. Kurt Wilhelmi says:

    For any Dragon Ball Z fans @ 0:40 mark somehow used Ultra Instinct to dodge the missles

  55. - Foxy Playz - says:

    0:41 we know your identity now what are you woody woodpecker!

  56. Cole's Let's Play says:


  57. Richelle Coulter says:

    Ahhhhhh the dildo was to big

  58. J Wolfe says:

    Oh goog

  59. juan smith says:

    Love all of ur vids keep it up and ur the onley YouTubed I each

  60. Tigerwolfsharkbearberry Williams says:

    Mark if your seeing this I just wanted to say that I beat the markiplier impossible challenge

  61. VenomousRogue :3 says:


  62. Johnny boy Nixon says:

    0:21 wow what a mood shift

  63. Malaki Fox says:


  64. Shadow Dragon says:

    1:22 not all demons are soulless!

    Just don’t look into my eyes…

  65. heidi henry says:

    "THE DILDO WAS TO BIG"I died 😂

  66. skid skid says:

    Weve come a long way

  67. Rouge GameZ says:

    5:44 Finish Him > < ^ X O L2

  68. Ducu Mitrica says:

    What means haboosky

  69. labbo lab says:

    3:49 so emotional

  70. Deathstrider2456 says:

    Rip Ass

  71. Andy Taymon says:

    I like the first part 👌

  72. hyper Belgrave says:

    It kind of feels like final destination a little

  73. Liam Nault says:

    Nooooooo my anous!!!!

  74. Timily Ramon says:

    Demon kids and baby

  75. Ross Vertigan says:

    Happy Wheels: The morbid hilarity continues with classy commentating by my hero Markiplier.

  76. Miner15101 V says:

    Mark: kills children with glass and arrows
    Also mark: ”IM SORRY” while crushing people with a death ball

  77. BritAD923 says:

    5:09 mark is a demon

  78. Jeffrey Curl says:

    That trigger @ 6:11 was you pulling the pin of a grenade.

  79. marina gomez says:

    When you got to take your medicine 3:41

  80. Happy Azzy says:


  81. stevo Winters says:

    I think the singing helped out with the level

  82. Hannah Taylor says:

    6:18 anyone notice how well of a singer Mark is??😂

  83. jeff the kill says:

    3:46 my head is in my anus!!!!!!

  84. harrogate the skeleton says:

    0:15 is the funniest part of the video

  85. Ryan Chappell says:

    7:07 listen with eyes closed.

  86. Ellie_ Phant says:

    The stuff you say during this is to funny

  87. George Helms says:

    Rumpy hump. That is all.

  88. Splice MJX says:

    fps= fucks per second

  89. GamerGuy441 says:

    Play 2:42 at 0.5 speed

    Thank me later

  90. Cat Tree says:

    0:36 french laughter intensifies

  91. Zeko Malouk says:


  92. EMO AKBAR says:


  93. Jreeks says:

    3:03 no mark the pain will never end.

  94. Susan Sheppard says:

    0:21 priceless

  95. Nicholas Kootenhayoo II says:

    what is the boxs name

  96. michelle patterson says:

    The thumbnail is very cute 🙂

  97. Gabriel Hertzog-Lindle says:

    My head is in ass
    My head is

  98. Christopher Shandrew says:

    "i moved just a tiny bit is that gonna ruin everything?"
    *the face you see when you ruined everything just by moving a itty bitty bit*

  99. Spicy- Carrot says:

    0:27 alright! This time is gonna be de weener. XD

  100. Anthony Hero says:

    0:08 in

    Markiplier: the dildo was to big! 😂😂😂

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