Happy Wheels – Part 4 | LEAVE BILLY BEHIND!!
Happy Wheels – Part 4 | LEAVE BILLY BEHIND!!


Top of the morning to you laddies. My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to some more HAPPY WHEEELS Get off my lawn. You d*mn kids. This is my lawn! Me and my wife Betsy we spent a long time, Creating this here green grass you’re not gonna mess it up Betsy, Betsy my love. What are you doing? You move along now Betsy down to pineapples Betsy. We’re all friends here Betsy Betsy No Bets, no No, matt, sir. Told you to put down them pineapples my love Hey, let’s give them a hand ah perfect perfect lovely Green Grass oh Hello, hi, hi. Sorry. Sorry. oh *Random Noises* I wanted to go downtown Spike fool extreme Segway Sam you are the best at these spike fault show these bi*ches how it’s done. What aah? Watch, what do you see? What do you see? NOOO! Will you see me losing legs gave it further go Sam Yeah!, Sam! second attempt Sam is the f*cking sh*t at these spiked falls, human rope bridge Don’t look billy. It’s multiple clones of your daddy. We’re gonna fly over. What what I’m sorry oh? I Wish your arms are stronger. Okay? Go again, billy? Oh fell at the first hurdle Backflip Billy, it’s because of you, you’re dead weight. I keep telling you just lay off the cookies. Okay. We’re gonna do it We’re gonna do it shh shh? Shh? We’re gonna do it yeah? AAAAH!, there is a technique to it There is a way of doing it there is a technique to it there always is, there’s a technique to everything. Billy eat some knees let’s do it this way Billy. Let’s do- AAAH, onward. No, Billy! Billy, Where are you? Billy Survived! Billy’s fine, Do your Daddy proud Billy Sword throw advance, we’ll just see how advanced this sh*t is, *Jacks attack cry* Yeah!, *Grunts while throwing another sword* Jesus Christ, the swords are flying everywhere, oh my god! And we’re into a ball throw Whoever made this is a f*cking genius. Where are we going good, nothing, nothing? That’s good. Nothing’s. Good. Nothing’s. Good balls, balls! Next level, next level f*ck yeah!, oh!! you f*cking you just you punch this game in the *ss, and you say submit! Let’s search for my name and see what happens. See if Summer made a level for me. *Jackaboy Is Sad :(* Why does nobody help me? extreme water slide! What what do I do? WOAH! I didn’t do it right. I don’t know what water sighs you’ve been unbuttoned. They’ve never been like that for me. Yeah, AAH! Sucks, there we go! That’s a good one. Yeah. They’ve made it somewhere. I don’t know where I am. Oh God what the hell is going on through the ring of fire! *Death* Oh. * Do I need a head? I don’t know if I do. oh, holy… That is not the proudest victory I’ve had Fanta, Finn, Finn the Cannon sounds are you fat? Uh-huh you go, and you go plug your fat ass in there, there you go Santa good boy. Good boy. Oh. *He sees santa getting pooned.* You deserve that Santa you’ve got to lose some weight Okay, plunk your little plump *ss in there Santa. We’re going for a ride ,um It’s not what I had in mind, Santa but okay Epic obstacle course? we’ll just see how “epic” your obstacle course really is, get over it. Ohh… *Steve Gets His Head Stabbed* well Well, that’s not good! Oh my god, agh.. What’s the point of wearing a helmet if it doesn’t work? Billy, I’ll do it. do it wait’ll you see wait’ll you see Billy? I’ll do it. Billy, billy. What are you doing, billy? Oh!, Billy! We did it billy. We did it. We’re gonna have to get over this now. We don’t have a jump Billy *Jack worrys in horror of spikes* We’ve did whoa… Oh, okay. F*king arrows, Harpoons. Billy, I’m sorry! I have failed you as a father and a guardian! Okay, hold on your *ss Billy. I want to do it this time. I want to do it wait’ll you see. Do daddy proud, you do daddy proud Billy, Do it, do it dude. Oh, yeah Yeah, Billy. Oh, yeah, we’re doing it all but run f*ck no my god, ._. Bossing it off, Billy! Oh Those do not feel good at my face. We’re blasting it up like a faucetronio, Billy Ha ha, speed is our friend! Those arrows are not last try Billy last, *While billy is spiked* F*ck you, Billy. You’re staying behind Daddy gets on so much better without you Yeah, I’m gonna put you up for adoption Daddy on his own daddy is a champion at life Keep going Daddy keep going yeah See that Billy, billy, where are you? Billy’s still stuck in a f*cking spiked roof just don’t trust kids, *ss asian? um oh That doesn’t feel like a victory, *another try*. come on come down here, buddy I keep getting harpoons up my *ss. Huida Epica? Hmm. Let’s go with Santa! Santa Claus! Those are some nice intestines. Okay, Santa was not good Santa’s not good at that game. Lets go segway steve! Segway Steve is the best there ever was look at him like a f*cking boss. He don’t give a s*t *Jack just gasped* Give it back my leg! It’s my leg. I need it to progress segway Steve!! What The mother. this doesn’t like me. This game Doesn’t like me and I’m beginning to not like it. *Flying steve* Come On Steve! Steve. I believe in you ARRRGH It’s okay. You only need it’s just disappointment Surely betty’s not the one to actually do it. is she? let’s go betty. Let’s see what you got. Ohh… Betty you suck the big one! Oh my God. I already started with a sword up my *ss You was a little bee that become giant to kill all the humans eating honey Yum yum, I like honey. Oh, I gotta go pogo oh that’s bad ah Hey, huh, yeah, give me back that honey, but you got to taste my stinger. Oh My God, this is the dirtiest thing I’ve ever done in my life. Oh I pulled it off his arms nice Yeah, I made him stop himself in the balls Take that lawn Mower Larry Go pogo bee! I’m trying pogo master, but I’ve forgotten how to do I’ve forgotten now to be a person Ball throw easy? this sounds like my kind of level. Hey!, I like that one that one made me feel good about myself Let’s go for another sword throw. Oh, I like to look at this one already. Oh Did I play this one already who cares? Let’s do it again? Wow that’s for everyone f*cking kill myself Die betty you big *ss what what uh uh grind up that Betty grind up that Betty she’s nothing, but a bi*ch WHAA! too many swords! *Jacks attack cry*(Count 2) argh! Yes, see you later, Billy. oh arrrrgh! Need to get the sword out of my back I get the sword out of your back get it out get it out. I get you Billy I get you okay oh the oh see ya later Billy You and your father always laughing AH! no! Give me some of that face again No, the key is to not grab all the swords, what? Ya Can’t even grab them. Yeah Well that does it for this episode of Happy Wheels you know why because the f*cking game won’t load any levels for me! It gets to here And if it does load up all the level count when I go into rating it doesn’t load them if it does load them I? Click into a level. It doesn’t actually load It’s just a blue screen all day, so I give up p*ssed off, im annoyed, sick of it! I’m sorry if this Happy Wheels video is not as good as the last three like I said. this is just annoying and levels that I could get into ah… Just done. I’m done done! But thank you guys so much for watching this video. If you liked it punch that like button in the face LIKE A BOSS!! and, High-fives all around *WHAPISH* WHAPISH* Thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes… IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!

100 thoughts on “Happy Wheels – Part 4 | LEAVE BILLY BEHIND!!”

  1. Wanda Mcknight says:

    Fuck you

  2. Percy Diaz says:

    Your fans love u Jack

  3. Oiva Jussila says:

    Jack: We Are gonna Do it… Shhhhh… Shhh. We Are gonna Do it.

    Also Jack: NGHHHHHG!!!!!!!

  4. JulieGuy10 J says:

    Wheres the audio

  5. Lance Curry says:

    7:57 – I'm so dead! 🤣

  6. Makayla Sheffield says:

    Aw poor jack people who make happy wheels levels make one for jack

  7. DArK P0tAt0 says:

    No one:

    Literally no one ever:

    Jack: those are some nice intestines

  8. Daniel Johnston says:

    Poor heartbroken jack…

  9. Charles Atanasio says:

    Listening to this in another tab while doing something else makes it 100% more hilarious/horrifying.

  10. Evan Lemos says:

    3:30 why does he sound like the grinch

  11. Danizz GamingZ says:

    7:49–7:58. Let's see what Betty got. Betty gets crushed Rages*

  12. Taj Gibson says:

    someone put this man on the watch list

  13. Arno Dockel says:

    I cried when you searched your name

  14. Alizae Davis says:

    Bro im laughing so fucCen hard😂😂

  15. Deedoos Owusu says:

    Jack pls bring this back

  16. Changewing Kid says:

    8:29 jacks a beast!!!

    9:13 jacks a derp (no offense jack)

  17. He It says:

    That puppy dog face

  18. Beverly Cooper says:

    Well I LOVE YOU

  19. Jay RIAH says:

    Rip Betsy

  20. Sweet Tooth says:

    "WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME?!"
    looks at the subscriber count
    Haha you're in danger

  21. Landen Beardsley says:

    2019 anyone I miss the old jack

  22. nes bros. says:

    SPEED IS SPEED IS SPEED ISSPEED IS SPEED IS SPEED ISSPEED IS SPEED IS SPEED ISSPEED IS SPEED IS SPEED ISSPEED IS SPEED IS SPEED ISSPEED IS SPEED IS SPEED ISSPEED IS SPEED IS SPEED ISSPEED ISSPEED IS SPEED IS SPEED IS SPEED IS SPEED ISSPEED IS SPEED IS SPEED ISSPEED IS SPEED IS SPEED IS SPEED IS IS SPEED ISSPEED IS SPEED IS SPEED IS KEEEEEYYY

  23. Grant Teitelbaum says:

    who else loves young little boi jack

  24. yoyo san says:

    It's 2019 … And thus shit is still funny

  25. Mr.J Jr says:

    Man I’m binge watching this series I miss happy wheels

  26. Hannah Parizo says:

    3:30 We love you Jacksepticeye 😘😘

  27. MangleRang l says:

    7:26 Hes a magical pony flyin through the sky.

    Shoot it down.

  28. Peters Sixth Sense says:

    Was I the only one who wanted to give him a hug? I got so sad when his jaw started to tremble.

  29. Ordinal League says:

    96 to go

  30. Patrick Star says:

    Uh it's Steve pass sean

  31. Exualkingl says:

    1 like = 1 pray for a jackaboy level

  32. GOOSE 33 says:

    In 2019 I was confused when he said spike fall sam??

  33. Truexfan01 nascar says:

    3:12 is the story of my life

  34. Emily Latham says:

    Assasian

  35. NICHOLAS CULTRERA says:

    2019 anybody

  36. Ken Wang says:

    Wow great joke so old school

  37. Mia Y says:

    5:58 – 6:00

    SPEED IS OUR FRIEND
    *SPEED IS KEY

  38. mc firepower says:

    Turn on subtitles ang go to 3:17 is said jackaboy is sad lol

  39. Ty Clark says:

    I could not stop laughing at the first level you did. Besty, LOL.

  40. Dorian Rodgers says:

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappyyy wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels

  41. Ethan S says:

    Segway sam ?

  42. Jacob Compton says:

    Love you Jack i would send you all my levels to you to play

  43. Andrew Walker says:

    How is the saddest moment when no one makes a level for him no one didn't expect levels for him

  44. Jacob Leuthardt says:

    why is there no ingame sound
    jackaboy explain!

  45. Radar O’Reilly says:

    3:14
    I can’t be the only one who wanted to give jack a hug, right?

  46. Bendy And the ink machine says:

    )=

  47. It'z Ace Wolfe says:

    Is anyone from 2019?

  48. Infinite 234 says:

    Jack jack from the incredible 2

  49. Infinite 234 says:

    laughs it was a joke

  50. Infinite 234 says:

    Like my comment if it was funny

  51. Jimbo's land of awesomeness says:

    Jack: Segway Sam
    Me: YOU KNOW VERY WELL ITS STEVE

  52. Gunnar Hay says:

    3:14 TwT 1 like = 1 level for jackaboy

  53. bad channel Emma says:

    Speed is our friend… speed… is… KEY

  54. Mr. Poofy says:

    I think Assasian meant Assassin mistyped, s is beside a afterall

  55. Izaiah Waycaster says:

    JACK.i know your irish

  56. Red Metro says:

    2019?anyone

  57. emo squirrel says:

    the moment you realize the voice he did at 9:05 is the same voice he used years later for Charlie in Sally Face

  58. Chuy Playz says:

    1 like
    1 prayer for a level of him for jack

    👇

  59. Paula Schmitt says:

    Who felt so sad 😢 for Jack When he didn't have levels 😭😭😭 The 2nd most saddest thing in Happy wheels….3:13 😭😭😭😭😭

  60. Mabel Schneider says:

    You are the boss

  61. Chris Anderson says:

    6:32 why would jack call assassin ass-Asian, they were clearly trying to spell assassin

  62. Brodie Cook says:

    When he goes oh yeah billy oh yeah he sounds gay

  63. Andrew Rebello says:

    It’s assassin

  64. Andrew Rebello says:

    Why does jack sound gay as fuck

  65. comander cody 9763 says:

    Its steve

  66. Ethan Cheetham says:

    Ur a legend bro

  67. aLEInn ramram says:

    Re-watching this and I feel like Sean were sad the whole time :<<
    Feel me?

  68. Fukase says:

    coming back here six years later and I still love the fact that after this episode everyone made levels for him lmao

  69. Sharon Dunn says:

    Ppm

  70. Sharon Dunn says:

    Like a bossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  71. Singular Mouth says:

    3:29 I wonder that every day

  72. Cowboy Storm says:

    Anybody else like old jacksepticeye moments? "What's the point of a helmet if it wont work?"

  73. Anime Rabbit says:

    Did I hear him say "Segway Sam"? I thought it was…. SEGWAY STEVE!!

  74. SomeStrangePerson says:

    This is my 15th time watching this. This never gets old

  75. Sarah Oflaherty says:

    6:05 when jack started to hate billy

  76. Michael Hutchinson says:

    sounds like someone from new york city "pissed off"

  77. dancy pants says:

    ASS ASIAN????? Assassin it was assassin but what the heck

  78. C R says:

    It's 1.5 months until 2020, and here I am. I'm sick as a dog, and I'm laughing so hard that it's making me feel better. Is JackSepticEye's "Happy Wheels" series a cure for the common cold? I daresay that it is.

  79. Edgar Cervantes says:

    Sorry Jack but you are funny and a great youtuber

  80. mettaled sonic says:

    I lost it at 4:40

  81. mettaled sonic says:

    Steve got sniped 7:27

  82. Mama Steve says:

    3:29 because they do

  83. Mama Steve says:

    who thinks his content is better in 2013 cause he is not afraid to get ads took down?

  84. NinerMind Gaming says:

    3:35 jack in his new karate kid movie

  85. Maximum Beezer says:

    I can fit a whole potato in my mouth

  86. chevthespacetiger says:

    sad commercial: with getting happy wheels and watching Jackcepticeye you can help create levels to support

  87. Leia_Skywalker02 says:

    Every single one of these comments are trash

  88. Bevin Arnold says:

    Did anyone else notice he called him Segway Sam before Segway Steve?

  89. Jayshiver says:

    That’s not the technique!
    Is this Spongebob?

  90. John Englestead says:

    Who here is watching in 219

  91. Marcus Beckett says:

    Your dandruff smells sweet

  92. luxury gamer says:

    Jacksepticeye the song you put when no one made a video for you is the one we put for my sisters funeral

  93. alex paulea says:

    Jack: the key is to not throw all the swords
    Jack:*throws all swords in ten seconds*

  94. Corey Leonard says:

    What do I say when I see jacksepticeye l a u g h laugh

  95. SilkenEmporer Hartley says:

    The 2k dislikes are because of pun.

  96. Marshy X___X says:

    Fat man: OH GOD

  97. Trisha Mitchell says:

    He's not called Segway Sam. He's called Segway Steve.

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