We Try Floral Foam Crushing ASMR
We Try Floral Foam Crushing ASMR


( music playing )The internet’s ability
to constantly find new things
that are oddly satisfying is as impressive as it is,
well, satisfying. And the latest example
is a video trend called
Crushing Floral Foam. So today
we’re gonna try it. Come with us
as we take a trip to… Yes, we want you to look
at this show as your window to the weird part
of the internet. The sneeze guard
on the digital buffet. It’s gonna get weird,
but you’re safe with us. Yes. Don’t panic. This is floral foam. – Uh-huh.
– Now you’ve seen this stuff. These foam bricks,
they soak up water
like a sponge. They act as a preservative to
prolong the life of flowers. They also hold
the flowers in place. But on the internet,
they’re used for
something else. Odd satisfaction. Ooh, yeah.
I’m starting to get it, man. Yeah,
I see where this is going. You know how like nowadays
you’ll have a television up and then you’ll have
like a screensaver on it
with pictures? I’m starting to think
I’m gonna start running these
satisfying videos on loop on my television instead
of like a wallpaper. No. You’ll become
overly satisfied. – Oh.
– You don’t wanna do that. Then you’ll lose
all appreciation for
your wife and children. What you need to do,
because you can’t
hold sharp things, is you can figure out
what to do with that spoon while I play with a knife. No, I’ve seen ’em
scoop it before. – But I’m gonna let you
do it first.
– Okay. Now, hold on,
before you do it, I did notice that
in a lot of these videos the title
in parenthesis says,
“No talking.” Yeah, I’m not gonna talk. ( whispering)
I’m scoring it.
I’m scoring it. ( whispering )
That’s nice. I wonder what it would sound
like going through your finger. Okay. I’m getting a little bored. Now what? – Oh, yeah, here we go.
– Here we go. – The big one.
– This is the money shot. Oh, yeah. Now I’m gonna do
some scooping. You’re a good scooper. Now, here’s the thing.
Way before the internet, I would find this over
at my grandma’s house
and I would do this. Oh, yeah,
I ruined many of these. And I would also go out
to the air-conditioning vent and I’d write my name in it. That’s the next trend.
I’m just predicting this. Look, thinly sliced. All right,
there’s other things
we need to try, because what they’ve done
is they’ve moved on from just slicing dry
like this to letting it soak
before crushing it, which ups
the satisfaction factor. Rhett:Oh.Oh, I know what
I’m doing with my weekend. Whew. Kinda makes
you wanna pee. – Really? Not you.
– A little bit. That trickle– Not me. I am me.
I am you to me. – What?
– You said makes
you wanna pee. I was like,
“No, makes you wanna pee.” Okay, we wanted to take this
to a whole new level. So, we don’t have water,
we’ve got Coke and milk. I gave you the milk
because, you know, I have
a lactose insensitivity. – Insensitive?
– Yeah, I’m so
insensitive to it. I don’t have
any sensitivity.
You’re right. Okay, um, you know what? All right, I wanna hear
your Coke first. Shh! ( whispering )
Show it to the people. – Yeah.
– Just a little green turd. Okay, now let me
do one over here. Got this–
I got this big, big slab. – Milk that foam for us, Link.
– Here we go. It’s– It’s not as– Oh, there we go. That’s what
I was looking for. You gotta use
the index finger. Here we go. Just–
Just gettin’ the foam and the milk to erode
a little bit. This is–
This is the process that created the mountains
and the valleys… – Yes.
– on planet Earth. Okay, I’m gonna use
your technique here. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, like with
a shaving technique. I’m gonna pick up this big one
and I’m just gonna squeeze it. – Put it in your mouth.
– I do wanna bite it. Yeah,
it’s like a candy bar. I think
it might be toxic. – What?
– Yeah? I think
you should spit it out. Okay, I think
you should continue doing it. That’s satisfying,
but doesn’t taste great. Look, look, look.
Look what my index
finger’s doing. Oh, wow!
You’re creating– You’re creating a trough.Don’t swallow that, Link.
It is toxic.
– I didn’t swallow it.
– But of course the internet doesn’t just crush wet foam
and call it a day. This trend has levels
on levels on levels. I give you exhibit glitter. Link:
See, that’s not the explosion
one, though.
That’s the one
that kinda confused me.
Just glitter on top.
Here we go.
( Rhett shudders )
– Link:Oh, yeah!That’s it. That’s it.I am rurnt now, y’all!
That is good! You know when something’s
real good it just “rurns” you. – Um–
– “Ruins you” is what
they say in other places. Other places, other
than eastern North Carolina. All right, now we ain’t gonna
be playing with no glitter because we hate glitter. Glitter is
an invasive species. – We have glitter–
– Once it gets into anything– There’s glitter
on this desk. – For decades.
– Yes. – You never get rid of it.
– In past times. You could reincarnate – and you still
got glitter on you.
– Right. So instead,
we are using colored sand and sequins and shiny beads. – I have sequins!
– And these are presoaked, but we’re gonna hold it
over the water, and let’s take turns
and make this really dramatic. This one looks like
it’s got a bunch of holes
drilled in it. So you gotta squeeze
from the bottom to make it erupt up. Put your palms
further under, I think. – Well–
– Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! – I just– I wanna–
– There you go. There you go. Be able to get a good,
nice, even squeeze. Ooh! I feel like I broke something.
Broke something beautiful. – That’s nice. Look.
– Oh, look at my beautiful
unicorn water. You can still use that
for something. Okay, let me try
this little one here.
Look at this. Give it a little dip
down at the bottom. Make sure
it’s nice and fresh.
And then this is– This is kind of
a one-hander. ( grunts ) – Oh, yeah!
– Okay. – I wasn’t too thrilled.
– No, that one wasn’t– – That one wasn’t as awesome.
– I think I’m gonna get the same thing from this one. – I’m gonna do it real fast.
– Okay. Oh! Nope. That didn’t work.
That didn’t work, man. That satisfied me.
It was like popping a zit. All right, so this one– I’ve made the sand wet,
that may have been a mistake. Let’s see what happens. Eww. – Eww.
– ( grunting ) – Eww!
– Ooh! Making those human noises– This is the reason
why they said no talking
or human grunting. Like, lesson learned. No human grunting
when doing the ASMR. All right,
I got a glitter bomb. – I mean, I got a sequin bomb.
– Don’t human grunt, okay? – I want this one to be great.
– Just nice and easy. I’m gonna go medium speed, – ‘Cause my high-speed–
– That was a fail. But slow speed
isn’t good enough.
So, medium speed. – Wow!
– Did you see all the different things
that happened? Yeah, it’s like a– It’s like you
destroyed a world. Boy, that was a good time. And here we’ve got
a tombstone. I guess this is like
Captain America’s tombstone. Spoiler alert!
No, I don’t know– I don’t know what happens
in “Infinity War.” But I’m guessing
that he dies. – That’s just my prediction.
– Oh, really? Yeah. Um… Okay, so here we go.
This is the big finale. – Make it count.
– Shh! No talking. – I won’t say anything.
– No human grunting. – Yeah, yeah.
– Here we go. – ( grunts )
– Shh! – You human grunted.
– I’m sorry.
I couldn’t help myself. Here we go. – ( grunts )
– Stop! I won’t do it again. – ( grunts )
– See, I just faked
with my shoulders. I’m sorry.
Listen, it’s involuntary. When I see it I just– Watch. Do it.
Just do it a little bit. ( grunts )
I can’t help it. Here we–
Come on, this is
a big moment for us. All right,
I’ll be completely quiet. This is– This could
be peak moment for me. Okay, I’m not gonna
say anything. I promise. ( squelches ) – Oh, yeah.
– I think you may have put
too much effort into it. Yeah, look at that.
Look at that. That’s why you don’t see
the person’s face
in any of these videos, because you’d pan up
and the guy would be going– ( grunting ) – I’ll tell you what–
– That’s a whole
different channel. Just the faces of the people
who are doing satisfying videos. “Man Squeezes Things.” “Satisfying Face.” – No.
– “Satisfying Faces.” Yeah, which ironically
is not satisfying. – Yes.
– But let me tell you what,
I feel so satisfied. – So satisfied.
– I’m putting you on
high alert, florists! You better stock up,
’cause we’re coming
for your blocks! Stick around, because
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100 thoughts on “We Try Floral Foam Crushing ASMR”

  1. Solomon Wheeler says:

    They are better wet😂😂😂

  2. Hannah Allo says:

    Link’s Bowie shirt, makes me love him even more!

  3. Samantha Gonzales says:

    8:12
    inhale well….

  4. Aidan Lelliott says:

    And now it's proven that crushing / halfway eating floral foam, is CANCEROUS.

  5. joshua vlogs says:

    Captian America is I not even in infinity war

  6. Sergeanttaco911 says:

    "Youre a good scooper"

  7. WonderfulTelevision YT says:

    Rhett: Your a good scooper Looks at camera

    Me: Oh…I get it Winks

  8. Davesub The real says:

    SSF

  9. controlfreak 11256 says:

    Whos wanting this in 2019 like if you are

  10. Jazz Sanchez says:

    4:48– 5:08
    Satisfying ASMR eating

  11. Vitali Kogas says:

    At 7:15 it looked like it was a glitter cannon

  12. Randomninja 2017 says:

    I am lactose intolerant it’s good and bad you can’t buy ice cream 😢

    Good: there is lactose free milk but I think you can’t do ice cream 😭

  13. oranges says:

    Rhett was more satisfying and link was more satisfied

  14. The Nature Protecter says:

    Wait they said they dont have water when they do the glitter they have water.

  15. Brandon Marsden says:

    I almost cried from laughter when Rhett kept “involuntarily” grunting

  16. Mads McVey says:

    Do food asme

  17. Lil Doge says:

    What is this 2:23

  18. John Wick says:

    I liked the glitter on top for some reason

  19. SmõłęPøtãtõ :3 says:

    I don’t feel so good Mr.Stark later

    I don’t wanna go please Mr.Stark I don’t wanna go— disintegrates-

    Me: MY HEART

  20. butter man says:

    Link hears toxic inhales it

  21. Cozmo says:

    They said they don’t have water. But look! 5:44 there’s water!!

    ExPoSeD

  22. dude tube says:

    You a dummy for bitten into that. 🤣

  23. Doctor AntiStress says:

    love to try new things also so i just made my first floral foam video !

  24. IsaiahthaSlaya8 isaiah says:

    GLOVES!!

  25. The Crystal Caverns says:

    Still mad about your chair

  26. BitVlogGaming Dominiak says:

    They should eat this for asmr! 👍

  27. Amelia Ashton-Brooke says:

    Rhett and Link would be so good doing ASMR but no talking is necessary to get the full satisfaction.

  28. Kermit_witha_gun says:

    Hey! This was uploaded on my birthday!

  29. lawrence muir says:

    LINK PREDICTED ENDGAME!!!!!!!!! 8:10

  30. Ryan Bird says:

    The guy on the right is weak

  31. videolibrarygal says:

    Why can’t link use sharp stuff

  32. Moon girl says:

    You need to whisper for it to be ASMR

  33. ツ*-Gacha Kate-* says:

    Imagine getting it in your nails.

  34. Anjelika Castro says:

    You can get the jumbo floral foam

  35. Megan Ober says:

    My mom hates glitter too!!

  36. lyric Maker says:

    When link scooped the foam I got oddly satisfied

  37. Sylveon Is Awesome says:

    Is floral foam poisonous?

  38. Megan Ober says:

    The last two were very satisfying!!

  39. Liam Henderberg says:

    link guessed endgame

  40. AdvilSmoothie 7 says:

    oh god now I have to pee.

  41. AdvilSmoothie 7 says:

    one word.

    whatiswrongwithyoupeople?

  42. Hank Frank says:

    1:57 JEEZ LINK!!! You don’t just say that.

  43. Ruby Harris says:

    "Slow speed wasn't good enough so medium speed" so I watch it in .25 speed lol

  44. Sadie says:

    Little do they know they’re the weird part of the internet

  45. kittiekat1236 says:

    Omg this hurts my teeth 😖

  46. Goop Aloof says:

    6:14. Oh okay, coooool

  47. Llamagirl R says:

    🎶"I will never be satisfied, I will never be satisfiiiiied"🎶 -Hamilton

  48. Slate Wolf says:

    Them: watches someone crush floral foam in water
    Bowl of water: appears
    Them: watches someone crush floral foam with glitter
    More stuff: appears
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  49. Vstar Productions says:

    I kinda wanna eat it.

  50. Ethan Jones says:

    8:11 if only you knew

  51. Nona Usagi says:

    This is very satisfying🤣

  52. Guinea pig POWER says:

    6:00 well Link, the reason you could reincarnate and still have glitter on you is cause people sweat glitter!

    …Or at least I do…

  53. Russian_Retro says:

    si

  54. Lps MagicStar plus beanieboos says:

    Who else got tingles?

  55. tadej mikulic says:

    Link predicted that captain america dies ey

  56. Flat Moon says:

    in soviet russia, the foam crushes you

  57. austin palmer says:

    9:09 did link just fart?

  58. NØVÅ_ŁÅŽŸ says:

    FINALLY SOMEONE WHO THINKS LIKE ME

  59. Shadow Ninja cool boy says:

    thumbs up On this comment if your in 2019

  60. Nixiia says:

    Can i have some?? LMAO

  61. Jesenia Vlogs says:

    You have water in your bathroom right

  62. HUNTER 55 says:

    New kink?

  63. Pugtato Grace says:

    "Don't human grunt, ok?"
    – Link Niel, 2018

  64. iag challangers says:

    Rhett and kink

  65. Hoovermanz 1 says:

    Why can’t he hold sharp things

  66. Adam Leever says:

    Close your eyes when they start whispering 😂

  67. VoidPlayz_ 96 says:

    ThaT iS GoOd

  68. Demonic Angel says:

    He prodected ceorrect

  69. Bri TDG says:

    La Squadra: ay where tf is sorbet and gelato?
    Cicollata under the table: 2:44

  70. Corey Edits says:

    Why is this demonitised

  71. S Yang says:

    The need to do a glitter bath lol

  72. Norkamaliah Murshid says:

    Cute gacha girl!!!!

  73. daily noodlezz says:

    I came for entertainment

    I left with both knowledge and entertainment

  74. Antonio Gonzalez Rodriguez says:

    Que asco en el 4:50

  75. jakester 21873 says:

    Rhett doesn't understand that all of the internet is the weird part of the internet.

  76. Jeremiah Foskuhl says:

    1:06 1 knife 1 spoon

  77. Shay Helgens says:

    Does anyone else not like the ones with glitter

  78. Ryantube Gaming says:

    I saw one where the foam wet or dry was getting slowly ran over by a car it was so satisfactory

  79. Travis Ellis says:

    What is this come called I have never seen this stuff

  80. IronNinjavsGaming says:

    Im pretty sure link touches knifes at home

  81. TEEMING PARROT says:

    grunts during ASMR
    Weebs:😖 squall

  82. Megalodon Shark says:

    Link just predicted marvel

  83. Children Hamilton says:

    LINK IS WEARING A DAVID BOWIE SHIRT YASSS

  84. Sabine Luz says:

    INFINITY WARS SPOILER ALERT!

    Rhett dies.

  85. Albino Topaz says:

    Rhett is like the asmr professional and Link is the kid asking for follows and likes on Instagram

  86. Josh Arthur says:

    I love you 3000

  87. Erik Mathew Cortez says:

    Actually spoilers iron man dies

  88. Queenie is not A meanie says:

    People after eating chipotle: 7:35

  89. Katie Villa says:

    4:52

  90. Magnus Mähler says:

    Milk that foam

  91. Watch yer profanities says:

    I love Links David Bowie t-shirt

  92. Lucy Andrews says:

    Link: It says in ( )’s no talking
    5 seconds later proceeds to talk 😂

  93. Gan. says:

    Are these the Shirt War dudes ?

  94. Beep Bop Boop says:

    TEQHNEUCEECE

  95. BeastBoi725 ' says:

    Link: I wonder what it sounds like goes through you're finger
    Rhett: This guy wants me to die!

  96. Adayla Hudson-Price says:

    Links not an ice bitter but he’s a floral foam bitter!

  97. sdevlin69 says:

    Wat is da intopet

  98. Gregory Gold says:

    What's ASMR mean?

  99. Døgž Łövęr says:

    Rhett: human grunts

    Link: wait, that’s illegal

  100. Michael Flores says:

    Link: takes a bite
    Rhett:I thinks it’s toxic
    Link: oh * takes another bite*
    😂😂

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