Wheel of Opinions with Ray Romano
Wheel of Opinions with Ray Romano

-How it works is you’re going
to hit this button here which activates the
opinion topic generator. It’s going to land
on a random topic. Whatever it is, you have
to give your opinion on it. You ready?
-Right away? I have to give
my opinion right away? -I would like — I would —
that would be fantastic, but you can think about
it if you want to. All right, here we go.
All right, go ahead and press the button and see what opinion
you’re gonna — what topic. Yep.
[ Beeping ] [ Light laughter ]
-Okay. Bunk beds. -Well, I have four kids,
so we had bunk beds. Because I have twins.
So of course, I’m pro-bunk bed. [ Light laughter ] I like the idea that you can
stack your kids. [ Laughter ] No, it’s like a New York
parking garage, you know? [ Applause ]
Yeah. -A New York parking garage.
[ Ding ] – That’s it, we’re done? -Yeah, that’s the way it works.
They ding it. All right, let’s give
it another go here. -I hit it? Okay.
-Yeah. [ Beeping ] -Blowing kisses.
-Blowing kisses. -You know something? I know, you didn’t have
to demonstrate. I know what blowing kisses is. [ Laughter ] -I’m a professional.
-I know. I know. -Sorry about that, yeah.
-I — As a matter of fact, I kind of
wish blowing kisses was the standard because this way —
first of all, I’m a Germaphobe. I mean, like at a party —
at a party, you got to say hello to people.
-Yeah. -I don’t know if you have gotten
caught. I’ve gotten caught in the —
is this a cheek kiss or is this a — oh, no, you got to feel
it out, right? -It’s a fast decision, yeah. -Yeah, you gotta kind of bob
with the head a little. [ Light laughter ] And then, you gotta —
I’ve gotten caught leaning too far, and then,
you’ve got to go in. You’ve got to go, and if
she’s not — if she wasn’t expecting it,
then I got to whisper — I got to come up with something
to whisper. Ah, the potato chips are stale,
stay away from the potato chips. [ Laughter ] So I’m for it.
[ Cheers and applause ] -You’re for blowing kisses.
-You know what, if we could — -That’s better, it’s an easier
life if you do that. -Yes, yes.
-You know, I met Clive Davis once at this dinner, and I’ve never met him before
I was with my mom and dad. And I go, “I got to say hi
to Clive Davis.” So I went over to say hi
to Clive. I go, “Hi, Mr. Davis, pleasure
to meet you.” And he goes — [ Light laughter ] I go — “does he want me to
kiss him on the cheek?” I was like — so I go — [ Laughter ] And he looked at me like —
he goes, “I just couldn’t hear what you were saying.” [ Laughter and applause ]
Sorry, dude. I thought you — [ Ding ] Here we go.
We’ve got one more here. Here we go.
Yeah, here we go, yeah. [ Beeping ] -Dogs.
[ Audience aws ] -I love dogs.
-I have three dogs, myself. Actually, we wanted —
one is gone now. we have two.
[ Audience awes ] Yeah, let me talk about that. [ Light laughter ] I have a little gripe with the
Big Guy. If dogs are our best friend, why
don’t they live as long as us? Why is their life span so short? Somebody’s — He’s got
to fix that. -Yeah.
-You know what He should do? [ Applause ]
Yeah. [ Laughs ] -He’s hearing you right now.
He should! -Shave a couple years off
the tortoise, right? The tortoise —
[ Laughter ] No! -They live to long.
I know, yeah. -150 years! [ Laughter ]
-Just give a couple to the dogs. -I’ll bet he would be —
I’ll be you the tortoise would be for it, because…
[ Light laughter ] …he don’t mind checking out
a little — What does he do? He chews on a leaf for 60 years. [ Light laughter ] And then, he turns to the right.
You know? That’s all he does.
[ Ding, ding, ding ] -That’s all the time we have for
“Wheel of Opinions.” -I like it!
-Ray Romano, right there!

100 thoughts on “Wheel of Opinions with Ray Romano”

  1. Deanna Jackson says:

    I agree with him on dogs.

  2. Muhammad Zubair /Mr Warmth says:

    This is PewDiePie if he was an actor

  3. Tim V says:

    That was pretty gud

  4. goodguynow says:

    Heyyy RAYSSS HERE AHAA!!!!

  5. argimara martel says:


  6. Aniea Cody says:

    Jimmy told that story before

  7. Shruti Karlekar says:

    Everybody loves Ray!!😘

  8. Matt Aye says:

    Lmao 🤣

  9. kornilios js says:

    They should do this with Larry David

  10. Mads415 says:

    Oh my word I remember Jimmy telling this story about Clyde Davis when Jennifer Lawrence came on once lol

  11. Hardik Shah says:

    Ray won my heart with the dog story.

  12. JustAGuyfromLDN says:

    I can't not hear Manny every time this man talks hahaha

  13. tyo789 says:

    Do this same game with jerry Seinfeld or Larry David

  14. Esther Smith says:

    You should do this game with Noel Gallagher

  15. Tha Muttleycrew says:

    VERY GOOD question Ray, I think it's just a setup for alot of heartache and pain. Our truckload of heartache (#talesofour12tails)-Instagram & Youtube

  16. Alain Bruno says:

    He is hilarious 👏👏

  17. Andreas Von Maier says:

    I can't unhear Manny from ice age now

  18. 7Nicklord7 says:

    First time Fallon told a good story in like 3 years lol

  19. inside speachless says:

    Love him!!! miss him.

  20. Anne Bradley says:

    I love Raymond! 😍

  21. mohin pat says:

    That's why dogs are forever…..because they leave us early…..such best friends….

  22. vcarter0723 says:

    Ray is hilarious I love it

  23. K. G. says:

    I agree ! Long Live The Dogs !

  24. TheBlazinfury says:


  25. robbielex says:

    3:43 Aww poor Ray got denied!

  26. amal zuhair says:

    Guess he doesn’t have a son working on the tonight show

  27. Alice Umukundwa says:

    you should do this with Jerry Seinfeld

  28. Manu Gulati says:

    Jimmy with the classic fake laugh except for the tortuse part

  29. Joseph Torres says:

    They need Bill Burr to play this!!
    Hilarious game😂

  30. Tolu1994 says:

    that tortoise stuff is true.

  31. АЛДМ says:

    I was expecting him to say to shave off a few years from humans and that tortoise bit made me laugh so hard

  32. Elizabeth Alvarez says:

    All i hear from his voice is manny the mammoth

  33. Kandieapples305 says:

    So I’m I the only one who thought the guy who played the Hulk? Mark Ruffalo?? Wow

  34. wa2k99 says:

    22 tortoises dislike

  35. Allagí says:

    That dog bit sounded real sad right off the bat, you could tell Ray was a bit emotional, but he did make a good joke out of it.

  36. iam j says:

    love this man!

  37. Emily Estrada says:

    Omg haha the part about leaning in and having to whisper something that’s actually in one of the episodes of everybody lives Raymond 😂😂

  38. Shane Allen says:

    That was painful. This show is running out of entertaining material

  39. GFM OGRE says:

    This would be a great game with Bill Burr oh my gosh i could see it now.

  40. J M says:

    This kind of videos make u appreciate comedy. Smooth in contrast to recent loud comedies.

  41. the baus says:

    Totally random and not scripted at all. 100% real like Jimmy's laugh

  42. Alisa Barac says:

    Dogs are the best!

  43. Igor Schmidlapp says:

    Well, that's one way to test improv skill…

  44. Buenomars says:

    Can you imagine 70, 80 year old dogs in the wild?? lol

  45. Chriz Riemers says:

    His facial hair is uneven. His left cheek has more hair on it. I know. I'm weird. 😔

  46. Maria Eduarda says:

    aahhhh ray romano how i love him

  47. Wa2xDup says:

    One of the best jokes I heard in a while xD

  48. Katia says:

    This is a game made for Bill Burr.

  49. Anand Kumar says:

    what is the song that plays for jimmys outro?

  50. Pandas are cool says:

    All I hear is Kermit the Frog.

  51. PickleJuice604 says:

    Tortoise lives matter

  52. cas4040 says:

    I’m deaf in one ear, that Clive Davis joke is REAL! It happens to me all the time.

  53. Felicia Kelley says:

    Clive Davis wanted a kiss

  54. miran x says:

    Set up just so Jimmy can share his "cool by association" stories 😄

  55. Nicholas B Tillinghast-Lewman says:

    I had no idea how hilarious Ray was! His improve skills are sharp and the tortoise bit was classic! What a legend!

  56. Matt G says:

    Jimmy's face at 2:50 when he realizes Ray is gonna talk about his dog's death…

  57. a little hot sax fallon says:

    Shave a few years off of the tortoise life..i kinda have to agree here, those suckers live WAY to long 🐢

  58. jace welsh says:

    That’s some funny stuff lol 😂

  59. Muhammad Shoeb Ayubi says:

    Poor tortoise but ray really made some points here…

  60. UMBUBA says:

    Lol! I love Ray Romano! NY forever!!!

  61. CPA says:

    I want a dad like Ray Romano 🙁

  62. Aung Hpone Moe says:

    Tortoise lived for 60 yrs and then turn right…….LOL cracked me up…….

  63. Rr music says:

    @ :55 very good description of bunkbed omg!

  64. Rr music says:

    This is such a funny game good one!!

  65. Eric Nelson says:

    how is jimmy not breathalyzed before any of his shows

  66. Andrea Zotomayor says:

    Love how Jimmy laughs at 3:14

  67. Tyler Besser says:

    It really bothers me that the button isnt an actual button and doesn't move when it's pushed….

  68. brooklyn says:

    these two get along famously!

  69. brooklyn says:

    Ray is SO so funny!

  70. Nikko J says:

    This is great!! Would love to see more of this!

  71. Emily Clark says:

    Gosh! Ray Romano is such a funny guy, a great story teller (even the tortoise story made me LOL!!) He always makes me laugh, he’s great and seems to have a good and normal life which,I guess,is not easy in show-business. If you are reading this (Ray Romano), I just wanted to say:”Congratulations for everything and wishing you also all the Best.” I mean it, with my heart.

  72. BlankCanvas88 says:

    That story Jimmy told was actually legit embarrassing! First time his interrupting to tell a story paid off.

  73. BLOOD1MONEY says:

    I mean he had a point why the fuck do tortoise live so long yet they aren't man's best friend but dogs are but die at a younger age? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

  74. Erin Tesoriero says:

    "He chews on a leaf for 60 years and then he turns to the right" LMAO

  75. a person says:

    Hahaha he was just getting started it sounded like

  76. Kimson89 says:

    Oh shit, I could listen to Ray's opinions on anything for hours lol

  77. Marjorie Pearson says:

    Raymond looks sooo hot.

  78. Niana O'hurn says:

    Stack your kids 😂😂❤

  79. MitchellShepard says:

    We need Ray Romano for Venture Bros.

  80. Sonny Miller says:

    I still love ray

  81. Cristina Rivera says:

    This needs to happen with Jerry Seinfeld

  82. Heesu Hill says:

    some jokes were on ELR already… reuse

  83. Entertain Me Now says:

    His character on his show was such a douchebag but Ray himself is hilarious.

  84. eman alameeri says:

    thats a real comedian

  85. Soumya Sharma says:

    Ray Romano is so damn funny 🤣

  86. Erioth Keruma says:

    Love you Raymond

  87. Chester P. Stubblesworth says:


  88. Rosario Longoria says:

    Is he a natural or what???

  89. Lala Addas says:

    Love you Ray.😘😘😘

  90. Aaron Yu says:

    He turns to the right 😂

  91. Lilly Taggert says:

    I cannot stand that every greeting includes a freaking hug nowadays. Stop! Just say hello. Body slamming is not required. I hate, hate, hate it.

  92. Jemimah Ngu says:


  93. betty cogswell says:

    Ray is hysterical with his stories…

  94. Robert Lucas Da Silva says:

    This is hilarious!! Pls get more comedians!!

  95. Arthur Gleizer says:

    the dog one!!! lol…….

  96. Jade Lewis-Parris says:

    "Shave a couple years off the tortoise" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  97. Nix Neato says:

    2:41 – here's the most touching and effective demonstration that humor can convey all messages. How do you turn your obvious pain that your dog is gone? You have a gripe with the big guy for making man's best friend's lifespan so short. Brilliant and heartbreaking, even more so than the expression of the pain itself. And funny to top it all off. Kudos Ray.

  98. Daniel Cha says:

    id like this segment more, i could listen to Ray talk about random shit for a long time

  99. halojimmy7 says:

    bunk beds lol

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